hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

(via elder-alhoon)

jifman05:

That awkward moment when even the story doesn’t want to introduce you

(via elder-alhoon)

fortheloveoftardis:

jubblybubblybrit:

rose-got-ditched-on-a-beach:

kelekelo:

peacelovefandoms:

nerds-are-cool:

mindpalacefullofcats:

Listen here

If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me

GANDALF DIES.

HARRY’S A WIZARD

KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE

DUMBLEDORE DIES

^ i hadnt got there yet!

PERCY IS A DEMIGOD

(via elder-alhoon)

callmep00deep:

erisdaughter:

thumbsinthefridge:

archivesofgallifrey:

gigantorthemooseking:

Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?

But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?

Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that

how the fuck do people not recognize this

i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is

(Source: allhailgigantorthemooseking, via penguinsgorawrz)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

oopsfuckproductions:

Yes! Work it

(via the-calves)

abstruseglitch:

technicolorpartytown:

So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship.

That’s hands down the cutest thing ever.

(via thelonedoitsu)

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

(Source: sneaky-mom, via elder-alhoon)

kirkeh:

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

It’s like she understood they were helping ;;

(via penguinsgorawrz)

chihayahearts:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via penguinsgorawrz)

newpope:

me as fruit

you as fruit

(Source: circumcisions, via the-calves)